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Urinating Marines Got It All Wrong!

It is shameful. The recently exposed video of four US Marines urinating on the corpses of dead ragheads Taliban freedom fighters is turning out to be another scandal of international proportions.

Our nation is in a tough fight. This war on terror is having more setbacks than my New Year’s resolutions. It seems like every time things are going OK, somebody just has to screw it up to make it tough on everybody else.

Where did those Marines learn their manners? I’ll bet their mothers did not teach them to urinate on corpses, Muslim or not. We have sent our best and brightest into a thankless war with the aim of being examples of the best America has to offer.

So, what was going on? Did those Marines just leave a beer party, shoot a bunch of Muslim terrorists, and then urinate on them? Why do things like Abu Ghraib persist to take place and embarrass us?

Those damned Marines got it all wrong.

You are supposed to piss on the bastards, and then shoot them.