Category: Dumb and Dumber 2

I Told You So!

Barack Obama now has the distinction of having lost two wars. TWO WARS that have already been fought, and that the United States of American has won. Thousands of lives and billions of dollars were spent in these endeavors only to be thrown away by what some people call the smartest guy in the room.

To make matters worse, this whole debacle was foretold by millions of Americans when Barack Obama first took office over five years ago. In only five years Barack Obama has thrown away all this blood and treasure, all in obedience to lofty-thinking, simplistic left-wing morons. I am talking about the Democrat Party, here.

The ability to say, “I told you so!” is not helpful, at all. Barack Obama has dropped-the-ball, screwed-the-pooch, stepped-on-his-Johnson, pooped-in-the-punchbowl, farted-at-the-finish, and has made a mess of generally everything since he has been in office.

But, saying “I told you so!” reflects on me. Call it what you like, but it is all about Obama’s hubris.

You can say what you want about the necessity of fighting these wars, but at the time we thought it was the right thing to do. Those who say otherwise now are denying their own history. Plus, we all knew that there would be a time when our presence in Iraq would be a plus factor in dealing with Iran. Now, Iran is planning on entering Iraq for their own purposes with no opposition.

Oh, what a fool we have for a President. Welcome to the Obama age where everybody is a loser.

The Real Boobs of Atlanta

When I arrived home after an evening of general debouchery last night, I was surprised that my wife was not waiting up for me with a gun in her hand, as usual. Instead, she was laughing at an episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. There was a Real Housewives of Atlanta marathon showing on TV, and within 5 minutes I was hooked.

When I started paying attention to the dialog, one of the wives was inviting everyone else to a sundown barbecue to get all the wives together. Her goal was to get Nene with Sheree and Kim to kiss and make up. The drama was building.

Well, then came the next episode with Kim and Sheree not coming to the big barbecue. It seems that Sheree was a fashion designer, and she was pitching a huge party the next night, and was having all sorts of problems with the event. She simply didn’t care enough about the barbecue to call and cancel. Bad feelings continued to erupt.

During all these scenes, there is lots and lots of cleavage on display. Kim has a chest that has appeared in a couple of movies, like, “Dumb And Dumber 2”.

Nene started her public life as a stripper, and I am sure she was very popular. Her personal, professional attributes are, as we in the men’s world would say, admirable.

Her professional name was, “Silk”. Silk made lots of money at the pole.

Kim, on the other hand, was having her own troubles, and she had sided with Sheree against the indomitable Nene (aka, Silk). Poor Kim cannot seem to escape the stereotype of a dumb blond, and I am here to tell you she is not stupid. Just how a single mother of three can afford to live in her house, drive her cars, wear her clothes, and spend the money she does is beyond belief, and not stupid at all.

Kim is recently engaged to an Atlanta Falcons football player. Indeed, professional sports money is one of the underlying themes of the ostentatious portrayal of wealth in this reality series.

Two of the Atlanta wives are married to professional athletes, and both are at the ends of their careers due to injuries. The money train is about to come to an end for them.

Now, they face a new reality. Now, they will return to real life, where most people are not megabucks athletes, or rock stars. Unless they have socked away most of those millions that were thrown at them, there’s a new day a-coming.

If worst comes to worst, there will be even more well figured women with rich tastes hanging around looking for a Sugar Daddy. There always are.