As many of you know, I have agreed with my wife to not write politically oriented blogs. After all, there was the chance that someone would be offended, and my lovely bride is all about sweetness and light. Bless her heart.
In keeping with my solemn oath to keep mum on political things and politicians, I herewith make the following proclamation:
I will not watch the Democrat National Convention!
That should satisfy my wife and anyone else not used to a little verbal spice in their lives. I will not report on the ramblings, accusations, recriminations, and just plain goofy proclamations of this gang that can’t shoot straight.
There is no reason to watch the Democrat Convention. We know who will be speakng, and we know what they will say. It will be no different from the attack ads we see on TV everyday.
The speakers and their empty chair podium-mates to look for are:
- Joe Biden – Empty chair occupant will be former Senator Robert Byrd dressed up in his KKK outfit. When Biden makes his inevitable racial gaff, the media stooges can blame it on the chair.
- Sandra Fluke – Abortion enthusiast with her empty chair partner being a huge condom costing three thousand dollars.
- Bill Clinton – Clinton is the surrogate for the last Democrat President to have actually done something in office. He will have several empty chairs occupied by Monica Lewinski, Paula Jones, and Gennifer Flowers. Some of these women will have black eyes and bruises given them by a host of other abused women who fought for the privilege of making a mockery of Clinton.
- Barack Obama – There will be three empty chairs next to Obama on the podium. One will be for Bill Ayers, communist and terrorist, and one for Jeremiah Wright, anti-America minister who preached hate to the Obamas for twenty years without complaint. Oh, the last one will be for Obama’s birth certificate so everybody will think he is a real American in spite of his hate for this nation.
There. I have gotten through an entire blog without being political at all. I just took a page from Clint Eastwood and made stage craft, not politics.