History Channel Space Aliens 8

Can you believe it? The History Channel is running programs that have nothing to do with history, or any facts, either. Shades of Erich von Daniken, Swiss author and devout believer in space aliens as little gods. None of his speculations were based on any set of facts. von Daniken believed that the earth’s ancient cultures had been visited by space aliens.

Now, we have the History Channel buying into that garbage. It is time to set the record straight.

We did not get visitations from space aliens. It didn’t happen that way.

Aliens from other dimensions came for a few visits, and got bored with slave beheading and virgin sacrifices at parties. It was just wrong because the aliens came here for the chicks, anyway.

A space alien would have to come to the planet earth by passing through what we call, outer space. They would have to travel across thousands or millions of light-years, and nobody lives that long. Even if they knew how to do it, space travel would simply cost too much.

Our ancient aliens popped in from another dimension. They had flying machines, and they could bring enough fuel to cruise around the earth for a few months or years. There were no BP stations way back then.

Extra-dimensional aliens look just like us. If some of them do come back, we would not recognize them because they are human.  Surprised? Don’t be.

Returning to their own dimension was a snap, and just as quick as snapping your fingers. We don’t see them anymore because they aren’t interested in us. If they were here we would be invited to their parties. When was the last time you got an invitation from an alien?

Just look at all the so-called evidence which is nothing more than drawings and carvings of ancient people. They look just like us except for hair styles, and the occasional helmet looking thing that is probably just a hat. You know how styles in headwear change over time.

There were likely aliens from several dimensions which accounts for all the different hair and headgear styles seen in rock carvings. This makes more sense than believing in space aliens.

Just because we have no physical evidence of the existence of these other dimensions, at least our mathematicians postulate them. As far as aliens from outer-space is concerned, we don’t even have math to show people exist out there.

The really important thing is that I have never encountered a space alien. In all my space travels I have never met anyone from outside our solar system.

8 comments

  1. What are you talking about? “ancient aliens” other than the ridiculous claim of outer-space aliens?
    What aliens do you mean? 🙂 (this is spoofing The History Channel, right?) !! I HOPE!?

  2. OK. You got me. It seemed to me that aliens from another dimension were more probable than aliens from across the galaxy. The History Channel is getting to be nothing but bunk. Swamp People? Ax Men? This is History Channel stuff? What a crock!

  3. When people don’t know how something was done, they are quick to attribute it to magic, or space aliens. There are actually people out there who believe God comes from another planet/system/galaxy.

  4. Dear Lady. Obtuse = Annoyingly insensitive or slow to understand.
    Difficult to understand.

    Your are definitely not obtuse. Maybe aggressive, nice, smart, courteous, straight forward, but you are not obtuse.

  5. No, haven’t seen it. Since you brought it up, I will see if I can rent it. It looks like the kind of movie I like. Thanks.

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