But, nobody wants to die. That’s the wisdom of the people, and they are right. There are literally thousands of people who are ready for the rapture. The rapture can be seen as a time when you can go to heaven without dying.
Given that the chance of the rapture is imminent why should I have to die to receive some of the earthly benefits of such an occurrence?
I am tired of paying bills. I am tired of paying taxes. I am tired of putting up with the empty suits in Washington telling me how to live my life.
Shirking my duties may not seem to be the Christian thing to do, but, it is awfully tempting to assume that the rapture will happen before the bill collectors catch up. Is that insane, or what?
Yes. I do want to go to heaven. No, I do not want to die. Yes, I am really angry with the nation’s leadership and brain dead policies. Just how am I expected to eke out a living with the anti-business and anti-people policies issuing forth from the White House?
Dear Lord, Please take me now and deliver me from the idiots and mad men now in leadership positions in our fair nation. Thank for your promise of eternal life, and I pray that the Democrats have nothing to do with it.
Amen.
Advertisements
Don't leave me here on your way up.
Rita: I would prefer to have lots of company. Thanks.
amen BOB!…theres a great country tune by Kenny Chesney..Everybody wants to go to Heaven but nobody wants to go now!..lol…..have a great rest of the day my friend~:)
Sometimes I wonder if any if us will ever make it up there, given what we get up to on earth why would he want us in heaven with him. He should be weary of what we might get up to there.
Wait till The Pizza Delivery Man gets elected and slaps a flat tax on you plus a 9% sales tax on everything.The Rapture ain't happening till you pay your dues, whiner.
Ahh, Ducky appears out of the mists.A little knowledge about the Pizza Man can be a dangerous thing.Just for you, Herman Cain .