Where Did All The People Go? 3

My current job is something like, “Driving Miss Daisy”. Whenever my wife has a problem, or just doesn’t want to drive, I am drafted to do the job.

Last week, my wife had been ordered to show up in the county superior court for jury duty. In Atlanta  this involved driving to downtown and finding a parking place before eight o’clock in the morning. In my semi-retirement years I consider this to be too damned early.
On the morning is question, the suspects (us) loaded into the family sedan, hooked by McDonalds for a couple of Egg McMuffins, and proceeded southwards towards the big city. We were immediately struck by the fact that there was hardly ANY traffic. At 6:30 on a weekday morning, this was highly unusual. 
It was not a holiday, nor a day next to a weekend. This was a Thursday morning and all government agencies and banks would be open. There was almost NO TRAFFIC!
“What could be going on?”, I thought. Where are all the people? 
Then, it struck me. I looked at my lovely wife and said, “Did we miss the RAPTURE?”. 
My wife has learned to listen to me, only on occasion. The look in her eyes told me that she was considering whether this was that rare occasion when I deserved a reply. Wives are like that.
As we approached a primary traffic artery, I saw a significant stream of traffic coming our way, headed to downtown Atlanta. I said, “Who are all these people?”.
My better half, in  the spirit of the moment replied, “It’s those Godless people from Cobb County”.
You have to understand about Cobb County. Those Godless Cobbites run rough shod over our roads, causing horrible traffic jams, to get to work in a metropolitan area in which they have steadfastly refused to participate in the regional transit system. It is easy to see that most of them will not be included in the Rapture.
I live for meaningful moments like this. It satisfies me a great deal to know that I married a woman who can think like me.
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3 comments

  1. I think i'm one of those Cobbites so to speak, but i have started trying the public transport system. It is slow and a bit irritating at times but then again i get to read and don't have to concern myself with speed cameras, traffic and such things.

  2. THAT IS HILARIOUS, Bob!Those godless people who hadn't been raptured, huh? That is SO funny!And I love how much you love your wife…I miss my husband so much. xxx

  3. MK: I used to take public transport. I would have to drive for 15 minutes to get to the train station, and then the train ride would be about 25 minutes to get downtown. That was on days when I was not traveling. Plus, parking was free at the train station.Z: Yes. We have been married for a long time, and I don't know what I would do or who I could talk to if she were not here. She laughs at my jokes!

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